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Anyone Lose a Cat?
Idle Thoughts of a Retiree
The Lord's Baseball Game
Nun Grading Papers
Beautiful Whale Story
Cop Pulls Over Speeding Car
What they Said 56 Years Ago
How To Start A Fight
25 Great Truths
All 21 Puns Intended
Bob Hope In Heaven
Disorder In The Courts
Men's Tools
HappyMen
Harry Truman's Road Trip
Stop Cutting Trees
Will You Marry Me?

IDLE THOUGHTS OF A RETIREE

I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it.

I had amnesia once---or twice.

I went to San Francisco. I found someone's heart. Now what?

Protons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic.

All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.

If the world were a logical place, men would be the ones who ride horses sidesaddle.

What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free?

They told me I was gullible and I believed them.

Teach a child to be polite and courteous in the home and, when he grows up, he'll never be able to merge his car onto the freeway.

Experience is the thing you have left when everything else is gone.

One nice thing about egotists: they don't talk about other people.

My weight is perfect for my height--which varies.

I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.

How can there be self-help "groups"?

If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?

Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground, and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants off.

Is it me --or do buffalo wings taste like chicken?